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Old 01-26-2010
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," She
screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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